Today at the dinner table
Nate: Ms. G... (the band teacher) got mad at me today.
Robyn: Oh? Why?
Nate (sheepishly): Cause I wasn't playing my part right. In my defense, I'm playing the triangle and I'm resting for practically the whole song. Would it kill you to let a guy hit the triangle a few times?
A minute later
Nate: Everyone looooovvvvess our principal, Mr. S...
Rod: Really? Why?
Nate: Because he got rid of the collar rule. I think that they raised him up on their shoulders and paraded him out of the school 'cause they were so happy.
Not even a minute later
Nate: Dixon is really progressing.
Robyn: Oh? How?
Nate: Well, they now have NEW swear words carved into the desks over the old ones.
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