"I'd catch a grenade for ya, throw my hand on a blade for ya, jump in front of a train for ya. . ."

The other day Bronte brought some female friends from college home for a brief visit.

After they left

Aimee:  Nate, why do you always act so goofy and say those weird things when Bronte's friends come over?

Nate:  I don't know.  I can't help it.  That's just what happens when I'm around pretty girls.  If she brought home ugly friends, there wouldn't be a problem.