The other day
Maddie: Mom, can I have a cupcake?
Robyn: Not right now. I'm taking them to someone.
A few minutes later
Maddie: Mom, can I have one NOW? You've already got the ones you're taking separated from the rest.
Robyn: Not yet. You can wait until after dinner.
A very few minutes later
Maddie: Mom, pppplllleeeaaasssee can I have that little one in the blue cupcake wrapper? It's so tiny, you won't even know it's gone.
Robyn (getting impatient): Maddie just WAIT until after dinner like I told you. We're going to eat in a few minutes.
Maddie: But it's so small, you won't even miss it.
Robyn: Maddie, will you please just leave the kitchen. This is getting ridiculous.
Maddie: Ok. I won't bug you anymore, if I can stay.
Robyn: Not another word about the cupcake.
Maddie makes a zipping motion on her lips.
A few minutes later
Aimee: Mom, can I have a cupcake?
Maddie: Aimee, don't even bother. I've been chiseling away at the iceberg for a while now and haven't made much progress.
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