Yesterday--a typical Sunday morning EXCEPT that Rod was home while kids were getting dressed.Nate (wailing): I don't want to wear those clothes! Why do I have to wear them? I hate those pants!
Rod (patiently): Nate, get off the floor. We have to go now. You need to get dressed.
Nate (still wailing): I'm NOT going anywhere!
Rod (still being patient): Come on, son. It's no big deal. I have to wear a suit ALL day. Sometimes we just have to do what we don't want to do. That's life.
Nate (sprawled out on the floor): I don't care. I'm not doing it.
Rod (miraculously still patient): Come on buddy, where is the old Nate? I want him back.
Nate: He's not coming back until Monday.
Rod (to himself): Can I go back to church now?
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