Nate: Mom, of the following insects which one would you not mind having in your house?
Robyn: What? Why are you asking this question?
Nate: Just answer the question. The insects are 1) cockroaches 2) grasshoppers 3) lady bugs 4) ants.
Robyn (getting alarmed): I don't like ANY of them! I don't want ANY of them in my house!
Nate: Just choose one, Mom.
Robyn (light dawning): Did you order something off of Amazon again? What is it? I DO NOT WANT BUGS IN MY HOUSE!!!
Nate (sheepishly): Well...I saw this ant farm on Amazon and it is really cool. These ants are industrious and you can watch them tunnel through this gel-like substance. I used my own money. It will be here tomorrow.
Robyn (storming out of the room): WHO LET YOU HAVE AN AMAZON ACCOUNT?!?
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