Robyn: Bronte, can you help me make breakfast?
Bronte: Sure.
Robyn; You look really nice. You better wear an apron.
Bronte puts on one of Robyn's aprons.
Bronte: Hey, I look good in this. Maybe I would cook more if I had an apron.
Cameron (Bronte's boyfriend): Well then, I am going to buy you an apron.
After being on her own for a few weeks.
Aimee (lamenting and bewildered): I keep running out of food. I don't know how that happens.
On a walk by the lake
Grace: FYI everyone, don't watch American Ninja Warrior if you want to feel good about yourself.
Aimee: Grace, you can't compare yourself to THOSE people. They are superhuman.
Nate: Yeah, if you want to feel good about yourself, compare yourself to America's Stupidest People.
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