Aimee (sticking her bare foot in Rod's face): Dad, I think I have athlete's foot. What do you think?
Rod: I think you have to be an athlete first.
The other day
Aimee: Bronte, you're going to be 20 in a few weeks. That means you only have 5 years left to store all of your calcium. Good luck. Today
Aimee: Dad, three of my Maslow's needs aren't being met--I'm hungry, tired and stressed. So you'd better watch out. I'm pretty grumpy today.
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