Nate's birthday gift

Here is what Nate gave Robyn for her birthday--a poem and some coupons.

Merry Birthday mother dear

I want my intentions to be clear

That I love you with all of my heart and mind

I think that you are one of a kind (In a good way)

I love every bit of you that shows

I even love your old women toes

Merry birthday mom

;)

This Coupon is good for 1 and only one free Kitchen clean.

This coupon is good for 1 free dog walk.

This coupon is good for 2 times doing the bathrooms. Please note that these coupons will expire exactly one week apart from each other.

This coupon is good for ______________ Yep, you read right.  This coupon is known as the Alpha coupon (if the coupons were animals) this coupon is good for what ever you need done.

Note: These coupons have no expriation date. :(

Kathy (family friend):  Nate, that is so nice to give your mom those coupons.

Nate:  The bad thing about it though is that she cashes them in.