Today after school
Nate: Mom, have you ever experienced that awkward moment where you accidentally hit someone in the butt?
Robyn: Not really.
Nate: And, it's even worse when you don't know that person.
Robyn: What? Can you explain?
Nate: Well, I went to slap my buddy on the back--you know like a male-bonding ritual--and he moved so my hand accidentally went below the equator and slapped him on the butt. And, then the kid turned around and I saw that it was someone I didn't even know! He looked at me like "Seriously, dude?" and I just turned red, shrugged, and slunked away. I HATE it when that happens!
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