Rod (trying to teach the children good manners): Kids, you are supposed to put your napkins in your laps.
Nate (8 years old): Why do we have to do that? It makes me look like a doofus.
Rod: So that when you eat dinner with the President of the United States you'll know what to do.
Nate: Yeah, and he'll look at us with our napkins in our laps and say, "Hey look, I'm eating with the doofus family!"
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