The other day at school
"Popular" Boy: Maddie, can I borrow a pencil?
Maddie: Excuse me. Do I know you?
"Popular" Boy (getting agitated): Ah, yeah, you know me. I'm in like three of your classes!
Maddie: Oh really? I hadn't noticed.
"Popular" Boy (really agitated now): Are you kidding me?!? I'm also in your stake! How do you NOT know me?
Maddie (outloud): Oh. Sorry. Well, here's a pencil (to herself): Gotcha.
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