The other day on our way to the dentist
Nate: I HATE going to the dentist! I bet when they see me coming they say, "Here comes Cavity Boy!" They probably sit in the back room and take a vote on how many cavities I'm going to have.
Dentist: Well, Nate. It's your lucky day. NO cavities this time. Way to go.
Nate: Hallelujah! I'm out of here! Mom, let's go celebrate. How 'bout a big candy bar.
Mom (to herself): Yeah, let's celebrate no cavities by inviting a big party of them to gather in your mouth! (to Nate): Maybe we should think of something else.
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